一位爱尔兰的中年农民，仍然住在家里与他的母亲同住，当某一天老太太被谋杀之后，他开始了复仇的计划。

宁静祥和的农场里，小羊肖恩和伙伴们大开脑洞，做着各种挑战生命极限的游戏。这可气坏了牧羊犬，他接二连三制定禁令，防止羊们兴风作浪。肖恩哪能随便被人摆布？他想出鬼点子，通过电话订购了披萨，谁知却引来了一个始料未及的不速之客。来者是一个名叫噜啦的外星宝宝。虽然语言不通，但通过肢体语言，肖恩终于弄清噜啦想要找到飞船回到自己的家乡。经过一番缜密的策划，肖恩终于和这个新朋友踏上寻找飞船的征途。与此同时，不明飞行物的造访在小镇引起轰动，同时也惊动了一个专门追寻外星生物的政府机构。 本来一波三折的寻找飞船之旅，如今又加入了气势汹汹的对手，肖恩他们将面临前所未有的考验……

（杰瑞米.伦敦 Jeremy London 饰）的一句戏言导致女友博兰蒂不得不参加她女友博兰蒂不得不参加她父亲的电视相亲节目，而这也使他们的旅行计划泡汤，愤怒的TS甩手而去，找到老友鲍迪（杰森.李 Jason Lee 饰）寻求安慰。鲍迪的情况也很糟糕，女友蕾娜厌倦了他无所事事沉迷于漫画和电子游戏，果断分手去寻找浪漫爱情。失意的TS与鲍迪选择逛商场排遣烦闷，然而这里也不让人舒畅！博兰蒂父亲的电视节目正在这里搭台准备录制，正在追求蕾娜的时装店经理也处处找鲍迪的不痛快。决定反击的二人找来恶作剧二人组杰伊（杰森.缪斯 Jason Mewes 饰）和鲍勃（凯文.史密斯 Kevin Smith 饰）破坏搭台，与此同时，漫画大师、执着于3D图像的胖子、从事性学研究的少女等异人也在商场中悉数登场，TS和鲍迪要在一片混乱中发起自己的爱情保卫战。

1920s. Vietnam under colonial French ruling. Anti-French rebellions emerge all over the country to disrupt the foreign occupiers. In respond, the colonialist employed units of Vietnamese agents to track and destroy these rebels. The film follows the journey of LE VAN CUONG, a French cultured undercover elite. Although branded with a perfect track record, Cuong's inner conscience is troubled by the sea of Vietnamese blood he had spilled to uphold a French washed ideal. Following an assassination of a high ranking French, Cuong is assigned to seek and kill the notorious leader of the resistance. Cuong encounters VO THANH THUY, a relentless revolutionary fighter and the daughter of the rebel leader. Cuong's superior intends for him to use Thuy as a mean to get to her father but Cuong soon has feelings for her. Thuy's patriotism ignites conflicts between Cuong's consciousness and his cultured faith. Will Cuong discover his inner-self and find love or will he continue his mission? The journey unfolds...

二战期间，犹太人小卷在集中营谎称自己是波斯人保命，被一位德国军官看中要求教自己波斯语。对波斯语完全不懂的小卷只能凭空编出一门语言，他开始用集中营中关押的犹太人的名字作为词根，编造出上千个“波斯语”单词，军官在残暴的环境中对小卷竟有了依赖，并开始袒护他，不料集中营中来了一个真正的波斯人……