- In order to enjoy his retirement, a father takes drastic measures to get his twentysomething, slacker sons to move out and fend for themselves. After 25 years with the fire department, Tom Cathcart (Danny DeVito) is determined to enjoy his retirement with his wife (Katey Segal) and will resort to anything - even kidnapping her - to get his slobbish twenty-something, stay at home sons to move out of the house. An uproarious comedy!
- 明朝嘉靖年间,倭寇年年侵犯我东南沿海边境,烧杀抢掠,无恶不作,但嘉靖皇帝昏庸,不理朝政,兵部侍郎朱纨一再请求发兵抗倭,嘉靖皇帝为了不受吵扰,派朱纨领军浙江平倭。朱纨沿水前行,遭到倭人伏击,得周将军解围,周将军护送宝物时,又遭到倭寇伏击,江湖盐贩曹顶出手相救,朱纨决定将曹顶收入军中,共同抗倭。 倭寇入侵李村,曹顶率众前往解围,女扮男装的畲寨郡主阿珠也半途杀出,一番激战,把倭寇赶下了大海,而曹顶希望打探出倭寇的巢穴,一举剿灭,即化装成盐商,深入倭穴,并将送贡银的假消息泄露给倭寇,倭寇头目博多津调动人马,倾巢出动,而内奸把计划报告了博多津,博多津撤退之时,周将军率兵截断倭寇退路,倭寇军心大乱,曹顶与朱纨激战博多津部下,阿珠为保护曹顶中箭身亡,曹顶咬牙切齿,愤怒的剑对上了博多津疯狂的东洋刀,在海边展开了一场针锋相对的厮杀…… 无数英烈的牺牲,换来的只是暂时的平安,朱纨被革职查办,不久悬梁自尽,曹顶辞官而去,率领百姓继续抗击倭寇,不幸中计……